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Lydia_K@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

A happy computer is a productive computer.

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A happy computer is a productive computer.

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Lydia_K@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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      It’s been a long road

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        Trying to forget this song

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      So… where did Porthos go to poop?

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        That’s Uncle Trip’s problem to solve.

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          “A poop question, sir?”

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    The computer is a woman and I learned this from the internet:

    So this isn’t as insane as it looks.

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      Of course the computer is a woman. A woman who sounds surprisingly like Lwaxana Troi.

      • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Turns out the computer was in our heads this entire team thanks to the power of telepathy 🌈

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          That could be a good skit. Someone not affected by the telepathy is confused when everyone else is talking to the imaginary computer and nothing happens.

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      Those other entries are all insane.

      Like OK I can understand stealing a loose hair, kinda creepy but w/e, but her shoe? Is this some kind of gaslight where she thinks nobody would steal only one shoe, so it must be around somewhere, then a week later you can be like “Hey, I found this shoe, it looks alot like your old shoes? btw, why do you keep rubarb in your shoes?” and “What/who are you getting 9 units of fresh blood from?”

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        I don’t think it’s meant to be serious. It’s probably a collection of old “wives’ takes” or something like that.

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          Heh heh yeah it’s uh obviously not meant to be taken seriously…

          Dammit

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        Drops of blood, not units

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    Miles disagrees.

    O’Brien: “Just listen to this sir. Computer, run a level 1 diagnostic on the plasma injectors.”

    Computer: “The warp plasma injectors are operating at optimal efficiency.”

    O’Brien: “You hear that?”

    Sisko: “Hear, what, Chief?”

    O’Brien: “The computer’s attitude changed. It’s not fighting me anymore. In fact, it seems down right pleasant.”

    Sisko: “And that’s a problem?”

    O’Brien: “YES!”

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    Giving me a piece of cheese makes me work better…

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      I’m lactose intolerant so the cheese makes me work better … but no one wants to work with me

      :(

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        :(

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      Works really well for me too.

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    The real treasure was the friends Peanut Hamper made along the way…

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    It’s an N64 ram expansion pack

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      C64 cartridge

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        Vic20 cartridge

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    That’s how you avoid getting output like ++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.

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      Gotta feed the mouse! And the anthill inside.

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    You know the problem with voice assistants today? They don’t say, “WORKING!” *CLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACK* after you ask them something.

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      I wish they did

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    Confirmed servitor.

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      … did they ever actually show the “CPU” of the ship’s computer? Maybe it was a bit squishier than we’ve assumed

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    Cheddar makes it bettar

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      Nah fam Wensleydale

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    The Enterprise’s computer is Hex, confirmed:

    ++?????++ Out of cheese error. Redo From Start

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      Came here for the Discworld reference, was not disappointed.

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    +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR +++

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    I mean, it’d work for me…

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    for those in the know, what actually was that? not the prop, in the show I mean

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      I think they had it off to the side, no?

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