The gold things with the grey lids to the left are totally shampoo bottles as well.

“For me, the Cerritos is life in the cave of Garanoga.”
“Oh, you poor thing. They make you live in a cave?”
“No, no, no. It’s… The Cerritos is like home to me. I have lived in a cave, though.”
– Kayshon

It totally would!

May the Prime Directive be with you

Hehehe, “Shrek” killed me

BAM!!
WHAP!!
PHASER BLAST!!!

Me

Vulcans are the same(ish) as Romulans. Romulans are Roman(ish), which speak Latin, so it fits.

Once

Definitely based:

What about beards?

Maybe Odo IS the boss, and this “thing” is the one reporting naughty/nice people.

There was a Coup attempt in season 4 of DS9. Starfleet attempted to infiltrate Starfleet.