It’s possible that the school would allow him to drop off a phone in the front office every morning and pick it up before walking home. Depends how nice you are to the office ladies, but that’s always a good idea anyway because they’re more powerful than you can imagine. (Some school office staff may not be ladies these days but the principle still applies, and in elementary school most probably still are.)

Aktually, it’s never Jeffery Combs.

It’s often Jeffrey Combs, however.

Although you are using it and pronouncing it correctly, the correct spelling for the phrase meaning “in a whole bunch” is “en masse” because it’s stolen from French.

I never had good enough balance or left-right coordination to learn to ride a bike, so I don’t miss them. But it would add an element.

Gotta feed the mouse! And the anthill inside.

Drops of blood, not units