Malgas

Never ask:

• A woman her age.

• A man his salary.

• Odo what he did during the Cardassian occupation of Bajor.

Or replicate the parts needed to assemble an exact copy.

The Enterprise’s computer is Hex, confirmed:

++?????++ Out of cheese error. Redo From Start

Sometimes I wonder if I was around in the 60s if I’d hear more people bitch about her being a woman or her being black.

Not really important in the broader context, but I think Pike was talking about Una here.

*Consuming raw or undercooked the rich may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

Ruby Rhod is the Borg queen we deserved.

They have plenty of RGB. It’s just that they set it all to G.

Mr. Carlson, swearing an oath.

Janeway: I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Tuvok?

Tuvok: *sigh* Sexlexia…

Do not fire at Will, he is my second mate. Fire at the Sea Duck!

—Don Carnage, Talespin

It’s too late, he’s already seen everything.

IMO Ferengi are gnomes.

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Risa

tl:dr: It’s a popular tourist destination within the Federation; where normally staid and serious Starfleet crew go to let their hair down.

Yarr: To Data! The best robot!

Data: Not a robot.

Yarr: Boy!

Data: Not a boy.

Yarr: And straight up hottie!

Data: I am attractive, yes.

Be honest, OP, did you come up with this independently, or is it based on my comment?

To be clear, that’s a genuine question. It’s not like borrowing a joke from Police Squad gives me any real claim to it.

My spouse still grumbles that DC Fontana shouldn’t have let Niven get away with adapting his story ‘The Soft Weapon’ to become the TAS episode ‘The Slaver Weapon.’

I’m almost certain I read somewhere that Fontana and Roddenberry specifically asked him to adapt that story.

Prune juice is a warrior’s drink.

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I’m the transporter chief…and I’m the transporter chief.