I know it’s a meme but there’s an actual answer: because humans have them, and Dr. Soong wanted Data to feel human. That was the whole point of the project from what I understand.
Imagine if Dr. Soong wanted to have a bit of fun and place a third nipple on Data’s body just to mess people who would see him naked.
Then he has a perfect excuse to hunt down Section 31 agents while trying to establish control of a new clean energy source. And he won’t be fooled by an agent pretending to be a statue. Also he can assemble and disassemble his golden phaser faster than most people can blink.
Damn, I wish I had the writing chops to run with this.
And Dr Han Fastolfe…ehm Soong
The ships computer, Eddie, becomes unable to accept new processing requests because it is running at full capacity after being told to make “Tea, with Data’s breast milk” by William Riker.
Eddies in the space -time continuum…
Well what’s he doing there then?
There’s a mastadon account called “rikers search history” that addresses this question
Computer. Please list all of Commander Riker’s search queries.
Granted…
https://botsin.space/@RikerGooglingHilarious. Thank you.
which galaxy is the samsung galaxy
One is for tuning the radio
I found the Pulaski.
I’ll do you one better: Where does Data have nipples?
Nipples are erogenous zones , Jim
Computer … give me a list of memes from 21st century earth
… Personal screen explodes …
so tasha yar has something to pinch during the naked time
I just assumed they were for machine milk. I bet one is chocolate. Think about it.
I’d like you to tell me how else you expect him to feed Lal.
I have no evidence that he does
Does Data have nipples?
There’s no photo evidence of it I can find, and I’ve been given a good reason to search for “start trek data nipples”. You all saw it. This was justified.
But seeing as some people are super insistent, I’ll have to conclude that it’s A CONSPIRACY!!!
Birds aren’t real, the earth is hollow and Data has no nipples!
The burden of proof is on those claiming Data has nipples. Them’s the rules.
They are programmed for maximum pleasure.
