Just get an Apple Airtag and have him carry it around in his pocket (just make sure he doesn’t leave in there it so it doesn’t accidentally get washed). If you need to see if he’s at home just check it’s location with your phone. Place it on a keyring with a house key.

This was also a running gag on Stargate SG1 with the Goa’uld Lord Yu.

Ooh I look forward to being spied on by my own personally assigned company AI!

Could they use “thumb rules” if said species have thumbs? One that us fleshy puny humans use is the right hand rule where a third axis convention (up) corresponds with counterclockwise movement by the hand curl. Of course you could easily use the other hand since they’re arbitrary anyway.

They are programmed for maximum pleasure.

We need a Star Trek x Top Gear x Car Talk mashup

Get out. Now.

I used to do that in the game Façade until the host kicked me out of the apartment.

Seven of Nine: Skintight leotards.

Deanna Troy: Also skintight leotards, but less often.

We should make Q attire fashionable. The hat is epic.

Calm down there Satan

No species deserves to be genocided by faulty printer drivers

It’s nice having a bionic eye that is directly connected to an Enterprise Content Management system which has schematics and engineering diagrams for:

• Aforementioned cables, terminal blocks, pigtails and splices, homerun cables, and associated electrical and instrumentation loop diagrams

• Piping and Instrumentation diagrams for all ship systems, including revision level document management

• Plan and structural drawings of each Cube, with calculations

• Environmental/equipment qualification documentation

• Certificates of Compliance from Hive manufacturers, tracing materials back to their original source. These would also need to confirm to Hive QA programs and traceable Hive-wide standards, where applicable.

• Indexed and catalogued maintenance work orders

• Legacy documentation from previous species who were assimilated

• Indexing and cataloguing newly encountered species’ technology and uploading it to the database

Also the eye would be Augmented Reality so the drone can tell exactly what it is just by looking at it.

Release the lawyers! Set the litigators to maximum strength! Increase ship velocity to ramming speed!

The real question is why don’t all the other Half-Life mods not have fully modeled cervixes?

So you can listen to more content before the battery finally runs out.

I’m not sure Picard actively hates him. However, I do think his reaction is basically the Picard facepalm jpg whenever he interacts with Q.

They were all eager to see his No. 1.

They’ve already got that. Cables need to be “MFI Certified” by Apple so charging works correctly.

trawling through irrelevant forum posts.

This makes it worth it from just a time savings perspective. Also, describing it as trawling is very accurate lol. It takes a lot of trawling to get the answer you need, and even then sometimes it isn’t right because you’re relying on a single individual’s answer.

“I’m sorry, as an AI language model this question has been asked too many times and there is insufficient computer resources to handle your request. You’ve been temporarily silenced for 15 minutes.”