Maybe the most magical console to me. I’ll never forget my first time seeing the players’ breath/the replays on NFL 2K, playing at the demo kiosk in Toys ‘R’ Us. I was totally smitten. I recall a golden light emanating from the kiosk.
I couldn’t believe it was her, it was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say…“Hey! Look at these!” She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! Yeah. She reminded me of my mother alright, no doubt about it.
Joke’s on you. I’m spending Thanksgiving alone! Ha!
…ha.
Sad sock puppet checking in.
Oh, shit!
Hnnnng, that’s the stuff.
Such an underrated treasure of a show.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The burden of proof is on those claiming Data has nipples. Them’s the rules.
Does Data have nipples?
Like, Captain Kirk or Captain Picard, amiright!?
Non-binary Data?
Will never understand all these people with the patience to use rust!? The overhead for metal alone must be prohibitive.
I’ve moved back to hand-written.
Probably my favorite-looking system of all-time.
…wait, you guys haven’t literally been eating the rich? What the fuck?
I remember complaining about things like that when my parents watched Bewitched. I always preferred I Dream of Jeannie for the plot.
More like, “I’m sorry you’re stuck in the dryer. Just ignore the 830 stepbros lining up behind you, it’s unrelated.”