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LolaCat@lemmy.ca to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

Am I Doing This Right?

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Am I Doing This Right?

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LolaCat@lemmy.ca to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories

    Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights

    Janeway = Murderous criminal

    Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal

    That about covers it.

    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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      Don’t forget the suffering Irishman.

      • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world
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        That’s not really science fiction though.

        • atlasraven31@lemm.ee
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          Here’s the thing about science fiction. It is just regular fiction set in the future.

          • Dagwood222@lemm.ee
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            Steampunk has entered the chat

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              Steampunk is just science fiction set in the future of the past.

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                Steampunk is present day, but one where transistors were never invented. Meaning, computers don’t exist. So everything is still analogue and runs mainly on steam.

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          • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world
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            What’s fictional about a suffering Irishman?

            • TheMongoose@kbin.social
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              Well since the Irish reunification of 2024… [the remainder of this post has been removed at the request of the British government]

      • teft@startrek.website
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        Just a normal picture of a man using his laser razor. Gotta get a nice shave before his duty shift.

    • TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee
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      Also all characters of all Star Trek shows are portrayed by Jeffrey Combs only.

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        how delightful-weyoun

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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        It’s a popular one-man show that’s been on since 1966.

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        I’d unironically love to watch a Jeffrey Combs episode. Credit him as writer and producer etc for bonus Combs.

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        deleted by creator

    • Dojan@lemmy.world
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      She’s not a murderous criminal. She’s magnificent.

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        • Xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink
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          I forgot about this lol, it was a great episode

          • Stamets@startrek.website
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            Was watching it again not too long ago. Such a fucking amazing episode

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              This gives me the urge to watch it now

              I must resist and be productive

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                • Xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink
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                  noOOOOooOO

            • VindictiveJudge@startrek.website
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              I want to know how many takes were used for the, “Yes, ma’am, his army of evil,” bit. I always crack when he says it.

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                Oh the little briefing room bit when they’re explaining to Janeway? I’m pretty sure you can see Chakotay in the background just barely keeping it together.

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          deleted by creator

      • Xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink
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        delete the wife-janeway

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          facts

          • Xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink
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            I kid, Janeway was pretty cool as long as she had coffee

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      I like your funny words, space man

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      You forgot Janeway’s coffee obsession and Data’s obsession with stand-up comedy

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        About her coffee obsession… let’s just say it wasn’t just coffee in that cup.

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          she either had tuvix or kim tears in there too

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            Splitting Tuvix increased her supply by 50%!

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              janeway stonks

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        Data’s organ solo’s pretty good too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45-zgojwMYo

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          Or Data’s rap song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiRjywbypLA

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      Don’t forget

      Emperor Philippa Georgiou = Ruthless mommy in BDSM attire.

      Data = Pinocchio with dysfunctional family trauma

      Geordie = “Nice guy” with holo-waifu

      Ro Laren = The cool rebel with daddy issues

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        Londo = space Hitler

        … Shit, wrong magazine.

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      Garek - insidious plotting / assassination / fashion advice

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      Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal

      Come on now, The Thong Song isn’t that bad.

      • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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        Um . . Don’t make me ask

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      Janeway - murderous coffee-addicted criminal

      Sicko - murderous Klingon coffee-addicted criminal

      • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world
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        Sicko

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          Lmao fucking autocorrect

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      do archer and burnham XD

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        Archer is a dog loving goofball who just is confused that he has the job.

        Burnham is from some weird non-canon antifan fiction.

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          Jonathan only has the job because his dad built the engine. Nepotism rears it’s ugly head once again.

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            Was Johnathon the second choice until the first choice guy died in a test flight, or did that appear to me in a dream?

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              Jonathan Archer and AG Robinson were both in the NX test pilot program. AG was the prime candidate for captaincy but was passed over for Jonathan 6 months before launch date. AG died afterwards while climbing a mountain. He was going to be captain of NX-02 Columbia but died before she launched.

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        Archer is a secret agent who is afraid of alligators, crocodiles, and brain aneurysms. Burnham is a guy who healed the world with comedy from his bedroom.

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