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Am I? Who knows

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Am I? Who knows

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Source Page. Credit is to SMBC-Comics and even more credit to @aperson@beehaw.org who noticed it was missing and found the credit in this comment. Sorry about that and thanks, you’re awesome aperson <3

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    I’m terrified of transporters

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      You and a significant amount of individuals in Starfleet apparently. I can’t say I blame them too much. After all the shit that’s gone horribly wrong? They have a point.

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        His head is on… backwards!

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          Why didn’t anybody tell me my ass was this big?

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            We ain’t found shit!

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              Tuvok: “We have been unsuccessful in locating fecal matter.”

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                Oh shit, I forgot he’s in that! So good.

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          Or that pig that turned inside out and exploded.

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            Or that Vulcan science officer that turned inside out.

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        At least they have a better safety record than the fucking holodecks.

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          You just know there is a software engineer in Starfleet who was repeatedly reminding their superiors that leaving the “safety protocol” feature as a user option would end in disaster.

          They probably eventually got word of Picard’s debrief from First Contact too, and subsequently shut up about the matter. Innocents were one thing, the borg another, apparently.

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          “Fucking holodecks” is redundant.

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          Choo Choo time.

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      Old McCoy in his TNG cameo was right.

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      You the infinite molecular clones of you die every time.

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        nah

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      What a Barclay.

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        Proudly so, ha

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      Yup, I’m taking the stairs

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        From orbit to the planet? That’s at least a dozen flights of stairs.

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