• IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Captain Squidward: Are you ready, kids? [warp drive sounds can be heard in the background]

    Crew Members: Aye-aye, Captain.

    Captain Squidward: I can’t hear you!

    Crew Members: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!

    Captain Squidward: Oh…! Who lives in a saucer in the deep galaxy?

    Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

    Captain Squidward: Bearded and yellow and porous is he!

    Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

    Captain Squidward: If you want to be a new ensign with a shiny red blazer

    Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

    Captain Squidward: [doing the voice of Johnny] Then drop on the deck like you’ve been hit by a phaser!

    Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!

    Captain Squidward: Ready?

    Captain Squidward and Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants!

    Captain Squidward: NumberOne… SquarePants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!

    [Captain Jean Luc Picard plays his flute. The warp drives are heard again as the song ends]