Crabs is too animated to be Data.

Patrick = Riker Spongebob = Picard Squidward = Data

Are they fucking vaping?

So speedometers are just thermometers for cars?

EXT. BROOKLYN STREET - DAY

Data, Biggie Smalls, and 2Pac are standing in front of a Christmas tree. They are all wearing Santa hats.

DATA Merry Christmas, my friends.

BIGGIE Merry Christmas.

2PAC Merry Christmas.

The three of them hug.

DATA I am glad that I could be here to celebrate Christmas with you both.

BIGGIE Thanks, Data. We couldn’t have done it without you.

2PAC Yeah, man. Thanks for teaching us the true meaning of Christmas.

excited Riker noises

Turn this up a notch by showing the letters E and R except in the word Four/Five

How much fucking rice do you make

Yeah, well have you looked at the starting salary? And the mortality rate of enlisted… all the smart species know to stay away.

That desk lamp really be throwing shade at you eh?

What’s the problem? I assume your dog just eats it’s vomit like a good pepper right?

I would agree except:

It creates an environment for scammers and charlatans to thrive. They grow and become more powerful and exploit more people. And the behavior becomes more common and more accepted as “that’s just how it is” or “their own fault, lol idiots…”

It’s just not worth it. A patient can tell themselves a white lie if they want, but it should be illegal for ANYONE, doctor or not to sell unproven medicine, and we need to crack down on the “not intended to treat or cure any illness” loophole.

Every couple of years I kick up the original Diablo game. The game didn’t have all the features of Diablo 2, but it had an amazing creepy atmosphere with an awesome theme… and I had to pull it up. Haunting.

Tristram Theme