Captain Squidward: Are you ready, kids? [warp drive sounds can be heard in the background]
Crew Members: Aye-aye, Captain.
Captain Squidward: I can’t hear you!
Crew Members: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!
Captain Squidward: Oh…! Who lives in a saucer in the deep galaxy?
Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: Bearded and yellow and porous is he!
Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: If you want to be a new ensign with a shiny red blazer
Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: [doing the voice of Johnny] Then drop on the deck like you’ve been hit by a phaser!
Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: Ready?
Captain Squidward and Crew Members: NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants! NumberOne SquarePants!
Captain Squidward: NumberOne… SquarePants! A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
[Captain Jean Luc Picard plays his flute. The warp drives are heard again as the song ends]
slow clap
That was a masterpiece
Patrick would also make a good Riker
Still can’t hit that one high note
Crabs is too animated to be Data.
Patrick = Riker Spongebob = Picard Squidward = Data
It is Robot Krabs controlled by Plankton, if that helps at all!
Sandy is Worf, and outsider with strength and honor.
Real Crabs is Grand Negus.
