To be fair, it’s not like he purposefully planned for Alexander. He was just sort of thrust upon him and he wasn’t in a position to really adapt well.

Please don’t. This is great!

Because the last film called “Star Trek 5” was so great???

Dude…not everything needs to be shared with the group.

This has nothing to do with Riker.

Ensign Ro was in that one episode before being Ro.

I could have looked her up, but my phone was more than an arm’s width away, so I gave up easily.

It’s always better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

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Also, where is Uhura?

The Devil Wears…Prada? Armani? Dolce and Gabbana?

Remake this with Lwaxana as Padme!

Incorrect. There are five lights.

No beard: Unsteady child

With beard: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The Picard will save us!

Oof. What a heifer.

The more Trek I watch, the more I’m convinced that I’d be one of those people in the future who refuses all the “newfangled” things out of fear.

Is that the one that’s like Star Wars?

Brah…I canNOT believe I’m getting rickrolled in 2023.

First season Riker…? Well… 😬

It happens to the best of us.

You are being assimilated. Resistance is futile.