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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 1 year ago

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    Oh… So that’s the Picard Maneuver.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Use it at your own risk.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    Shouldn’t you really have a picture of the most important man in Starfleet history?

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      That’s obviously already framed and on the wall.

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      That pose and that stare makes it look like he’s enjoying what he sees and may even want to join you.

      Perfect

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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        I mean it’s not like he’s getting any from Keiko.

        • DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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          Worst. Chemistry. Ever.

          • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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            MIIIIILES!

          • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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            He LOVES. His wife.

      • CCF_100@sh.itjust.works
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        Miles: “You wanna go for twins?” Keiko: “I don’t think it works that way…”

    • JWBananas@startrek.website
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      Macho Man Miles knocked up Keiko with their second child after one single attempt.

  • fluxion@lemmy.world
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    Engage.

  • MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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    I mean, I bet it does work as effective birth control. No offense meant to Picard, of course.

    I would put this to the test and report back, but I’m too busy watching the surprise kids I had.

    On a related note, I am able to report that a photograph of Levar Burton standing watch will not prevent having children.

  • Xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink
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    Good thing you didn’t bring Yar… you’d both just randomly die

    • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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      Then come back a few times just to die again

  • WashedOver@lemmy.ca
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    Well that’s one way to approach Assimilation…

  • eran_morad@lemmy.world
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    Somehow, i think I’d feel more at ease if it was riker watching me fuck.

  • kaitco@lemmy.world
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    The Picard will save us!

  • famousringo@sh.itjust.works
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    Picard brand diaphragms draw the line here! And no further!

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This is a warning

    Step away from the car

    This car is protected by Viper

  • JustMy2c@lemm.ee
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    Such a shame they replaced him with a Droid and made a whole series with that abomination.

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