InternationalBastard

Riker bangs an alien.

Now I want a Star Trek episode starring only him

More canon than Calvin timeline.

Are they tho ?

No joke tho

Do colorblind ppl get into US military?

How can this be over 10mb ?

Now I just the need the capital to start with.

(Verse 1) Well, out in the binary sunset, where the data flows so free, Worf and I saddle up, in the holodeck, just him and me. We punch in coordinates to a honky-tonk in the stars, Where the warp core hums, and the steel guitars.

(Chorus) Data’s circuits sing a tune, Worf’s heart beats strong and true, In this cosmic dance, where the stars align, we’ll make it through. We’re two souls in a nebula, navigating the galaxy, A country song in warp speed, just Worf and me.

(Verse 2) Data calculates the rhythm, precision in every line, While Worf’s Klingon heart adds a touch, fierce and fine. Through the Delta Quadrant, we’ll two-step our way, In the cosmic hoedown, where the starlight plays.

(Chorus) Data’s circuits sing a tune, Worf’s heart beats strong and true, In this cosmic dance, where the stars align, we’ll make it through. We’re two souls in a nebula, navigating the galaxy, A country song in warp speed, just Worf and me.

(Bridge) On the bridge of the Enterprise, where the stars meet the sky, Worf’s the cowboy, and Data’s the reason why. In a saloon on Risa, where the drinks are cold and sweet, We’ll kick up the stardust with our warp-driven beat.

(Verse 3) Through time and space, our melody unfolds, In the heart of the galaxy, where the country story’s told. With Worf’s honor and Data’s grace, We’ll serenade the cosmos, find our place.

(Chorus) Data’s circuits sing a tune, Worf’s heart beats strong and true, In this cosmic dance, where the stars align, we’ll make it through. We’re two souls in a nebula, navigating the galaxy, A country song in warp speed, just Worf and me.

(Outro) So as the stars keep shining, and the warp drive hums along, Worf and I will sing our song, in this cosmic country throng. Through binary sunsets and interstellar bars, Our country tune echoes among the stars.

We’re baldly going

This is beyond awesome

It’s a bar!

This flawless Photoshop job makes me hnnng

This is quality content.

Thanks, never heard that name before. In my mother tongue it goes by the simple name of ‘Kreuzschlitzschraubendreher’ and that is no joke.

Non native English speaker here. So I get that a screwdriver is vodka + orange juice. And I get he is drinking it out of Phillips skull. Still don’t get the punchline.

I like big butts and I cannot lie…

At this point I don’t know weather it’s a genuine line of an episode or not.

Looks very interesting.

In most of the developed world you don’t rely on corporate health care plans 😅