Fun fact: the standard qwerty layout was made to slow typewriter typing down by putting common keys off the home row and apart from each other. This was done to prevent the little key arm thingies from colliding and jamming when typing quickly.

EDIT: Apparently this is not a fact

I remember being younger than Bart. Now I’m older than Homer. Next stop: Abe.

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That’s such a classic, perfect joke.