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Stamets@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

Seven of Sass

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Seven of Sass

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Stamets@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • WtfEvenIsExistence1️@lemmy.ca
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    “Can I use the bathroom?”

    “I don’t know? Can you?”

    “Yes” urinates on teacher’s desk

    • Steve@communick.news
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      “No. Thats not using the bathroom.”

      • mosiacmango@lemm.ee
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        They are still able to use the bathroom, they just didnt.

        • Steve@communick.news
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          We don’t know that. It wasn’t demonstrated.

          • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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            But they explicitly said they can.

            • Steve@communick.news
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              People never lie? They’re never simply wrong? Anyone can make a claim. That doesn’t mean the claim true.

              What if the bathroom is locked, and they can’t even get into it? We don’t know.

              • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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                Anyone can make a claim. That doesn’t mean the claim true.

                That’s just a claim you made. Anyone can make a claim. Why would I believe you over a fictional character in a hypothetical scenario?

                • Steve@communick.news
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                  I’m not anyone. I’m Steve.

  • aksdb@feddit.de
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    Oh god, it’s a paradox! She implicitly makes an example, which makes it not being an example, which makes it an example again! Whaaaaaaaaa

  • CaptObvious@lemmy.world
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    A joke that only a linguist could love. :D

    • Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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      Connie. Connie linguist.

      • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun
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        One who speaks in tunnels is a tunnel linguist.

  • lolcatnip@reddthat.com
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    This is my favorite example: https://youtu.be/yUl4Fw1jsXY?si=heWRF6tb8Mz1IdtS

    • Joshballz@lemmy.world
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      Such a great show. It deserved better.

    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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      What is this called? Not the show but the type of answering questions in their literal and basic sense.

      • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I think real lawyers would call it “Objection, nonresponsive.”

  • lazyraccoon@lemmy.ml
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    Those two were great individually, but together the dissonance of logic and ego was a delightful treat.

  • LoamImprovement@beehaw.org
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    Ironically, this is an excellent demonstration of the significance of ignoring pragmatics.

    • Kerrigor@kbin.social
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      thatsthejoke.jpeg

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      Ironically, not getting the joke is an excellent demonstration of the significance of ignoring pragmatics.

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