I love the “get fucked or die” meme
Here you go then!
Were gonna need a bigger holodeck
I’ve been married for 20 years and I’m not going to die like this. Wish me luck boys, I’m going in!
How are you still alive at 20 years?! I’ve been married 10 and had to take up necromancy the first year.
Getting creative…?
Real answer is she said she wanted us to have more sex and asked that we read Cover As You Are together. Totally worth it!
“Come as you are” by Nagoski?
That’s it!
I had to commit old zombie voodoo the night after the wedding
This is why I just have meaningless hook ups
This is a hilarious thing to say, and it’s also probably a realistic thing that Species 8472 would have done. If they’re needing to impersonate adult Vulcans, they’ll have to be able to go through the Pon Farr, and, knowing how crazy their biology is, they probably actually simulate it completely, so they’d need to be used to the experience.