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Data's Cat Spot@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

Teaching houseguests how to not get mauled

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Teaching houseguests how to not get mauled

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Data's Cat Spot@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • teft@startrek.website
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    Isn’t there a rule about self promotion?

    • Data's Cat Spot@startrek.websiteOP
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      It’s just a helpful PSA so visitors don’t get mauled!

  • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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    Worf: “I will feed him”

    • Data's Cat Spot@startrek.websiteOP
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      You know Worf is such a softie at heart

      • teft@startrek.website
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        He takes care of Yoshi pretty well too. Gung Gung Gung!

        Worf is alright in my book.

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    “Also, he hates being held.”

    • Data's Cat Spot@startrek.websiteOP
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      And looked at. Why are you looking at him?

      • ArtieShaw@kbin.social
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        Aw, I remember a confused new cat “owner” who wrote to a cat advice sub about that. He was extremely stressed out because he couldn’t help himself from looking at his new cat. It was sweet. Weird and overly literal, but sweet. He seemed genuinely worried that being seen would bother the cat.

        Everyone reassured him that he could look at the kitty if he wasn’t weird about it.

        Worf? Worf here is being weird about it. And holding him wrong. Worf’s gonna get mauled.

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          It may earn Worf’s respect by attacking him, at least.

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    What beast could a Klingon warrior fear, when their race keeps vicious pig-wolf monsters as pets?

    Spot on a group chat with Kitty High Command: Dude, these Klingon guys are fucking hilarious.

    • Data's Cat Spot@startrek.websiteOP
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      Who told you about Kitty High Command?!

  • Stamets@startrek.website
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    As if the instructions ever work

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