Tuvok has been with another man and didn’t want it to stop. I mean, it was a transporter accident, but still.

Yep, I ain’t no book reader.

Everybody’s suggesting upside down pineapples, but what you really want is a horgh’an.

Don’t blame us. Blame yourself or God.

I do this, too. The only remedies I know are a walk or a colleague’s fresh perspective.

For the injury, yeah. For the romance, none better than these two. Maybe add a little Lwaxana for the aftercare.

Tunic has a manual.

Washer voltage goes from a high value to a low value, then in 30 minutes (when the cycle will be done) turn an rgb lightbulb in a conspicuous location a hellish magenta. No more funky forgotten loads of laundry. Passes the partner test, too.

Now my day-to-day is filled with process. We must break our deliverables into 2-week chunks so that the stakeholders can see our progress and know that we’ll deliver on time. But it’s not on time. Everything must be tested. But it still has bugs. Everything must have thorough documentation. But it quickly gets out of date and we never read it.

And you don’t even have to worry about cleaning that part. Just stick it back in the replicator.

My hopes for punny tng names were dashed by normal tos names. No giant Worf spider or trapicardoor spider or geordilaforgeweaver spider.