Ah, back in the days before email

Ha!

Dukat is the absolute definition of the kind of guy that that article was aimed at

Ha! Please post more of these :)

Would be awesome if true. Can’t imagine the resolution required is possible yet

I’m not in IT but used to work with a very old terminal based data storage and retrieval system.

If the original programmers had implemented a particular feature, it was very easy to enter a command and have it spit out the relevant info.

But as times changed, the product outgrew its original boundaries, and on a regular basis clients would ask for specific info that would require printing out decades worth of data before searching and editing it to get what the client wanted.

I can not tell you how many times I heard the phrase, “Can’t you just push a button or something and get the information now??”

The thing that infuriated me the most was the idea that somehow we could do that, but didn’t want to, as if there was some secret button under the desk that we could push for our favourite clients. Ugh.

That’s an Australian level of swearing

That sounds like a euphamism for Riker proposotioning someone for sex

Where’d you get that number?

What are they gonna do, bust him down to… recruit? Lol

own series

Like the time Paris and Janeway devolved into lizards and had freaky lizard sex.

Warpinator, pushbullet

*in the US

Its so exhausting having to train chat gpt to be condescending and to close all my threads as duplicates though