The alternative is depression

Ignore it, laugh and increase your awareness that people are dumb as shit but also have the humility to realize you’re also people and are also dumb as shit.

It makes life far more palatable.

Best console ever.

Awakening my teenage hormones thnx

Por que no los dos¿

It’s rare to have a wireless device that is entirely disabled when charging.

Apple - hold my beer

It was then I realized I love titties

Learning SQL on an enterprise database is what started my journey into coding. It really forces you to think about what you’re doing because of how structured the language is. It’s also very immediate in that you do x and you get y.

It also makes you think more about data models which I’d argue is why we ended up with the garbage that is MongoDB. Developers not thinking about their data and how it relates enough.

For anyone with their rankles up. 99.9999999% of the time you want an RMDBS. That remaining 0.00000001% you want NoSQL. So any project you spin up? Guess what? You want an RMDBS.

It’s strongly typed and structured and for people new to programming it helps enable the change in mindset.

The devil is obviously in the details but SQL is still so pervasive I’d never not recommend it.

SQL is the core language that everyone should be required to learn first and foremost.

The JavaScript ecosystem is made worse by the legions of “developers” in it which amount to bro-velopers that put no thought into if something is needed before they create it. There’s a strong overlap between the idiots in crypto and JavaScript developers that needs to be decoupled drastically.

Hurt people hurt people

It’s a phrase I learned due to the toxicity of the relationship with my ex.

My wife had to do a rite of ascension just to battle in bed with me. Honorably of course.

Shh the people are frothing at the mouth. Protect yourself and your own, grab the popcorn and enjoy the show. I think we are pretty much past rationalizing.

My understanding is it’s no longer that critical. The sky is no longer falling on IPv4

“i have this problem I know what I’ll do! I’ll use regex to fix it!”

Uses regex.

“Yay problem is now fixed it works!”

Now has 2 problems.