ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 💠

provided by the replicator, for free

give me full hair of gray over any balding, personally.

nothing against Patrick Stewart though, he’s wearing his balding awesomely.

pegged

by borg

imagine travelling inside a spaceship structure the size of the smallest state.

born too soon to be a tiktok star, born too sooner to be a startrek federation citizen

1990: leelo revealed too much skin

instagram today: “you rang?!”

destroying contamination from messing off new life

slipknot

“my physical seems to be intact, but i lost my soul somewhere in the buffer”

no, but you might find surprise bonus in the package, scientology

“beam up more jpeg, mr la forge”

i never thought any of those things one way or the other

but the explanation is pretty much plausible indeed