I don’t use the app store, so Apple doesn’t really have a say.

You tried “everything” for over 2 hours but never tried the “*” selector?

“If you don’t make fun of a kid to the point where they will commit suicide unless you buy them an iPhone, you’ve failed as a parent.”

Right, because there is just nothing else you as a parent could do here. Like parenting. Nah, that sounds like effort. Better just buy product so child is happy.

Please call CPS on yourself.

Nice assumptions you have there.

Also I’m not the problem. It’s the bad companies with their colour choices that are to blame!!!

If you kid can get “bullied” over the colour of a speech bubble you fundamentally failed as a parent.

Imagine caring about the colour of speech bubbles and calling it “bullying”. Some people can’t be helped.

Nah, finder ist just as terrible over ethernet.