Third coast! (Texas)

I’m waiting for a pic from my mother. I totally forgot to take one when I visited yesterday

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Gimme my Lemmy gold, for I am the most clever commenter

Also PSA: fuck you, humanity. Y’all suck. I get that you’re horny all the time, but quit involving real people

The agency ultimately fined Boring more than $112,000 over eight violations it deemed “serious.” The company is, as Musk businesses are wont to do, contesting it.

We’ve gone from wrist slaps to someone blowing gently in your face.

Does Bajoran come before or after Brazilian? Hundreds, thousands, millions, billions, trillions, Bajorans, Brazilians, bajillions?

Is there even anything after a bajillion?

GET THAT PICTURE OF B-4 OUT OF HERE!!! I need not painful reminders of the Data we’ve lost… 😭

Poor Odo shattered to pieces…

Fucking computers with fucking peeler and fucking close deadlines and shit being fucking received days before a fucking letter is supposed to go out so the fucking letter is sent fucking preemptively and gives me a fucking stroke.

I’m so tired of your exaggerating, you always make things 15 thousand times worse than they are!

I’m glad things ended up working out.

I love you

That’s easy enough to explain! Dr. Demento gave that song airtime and started Weird Al on his path to stardom. Lots of songs got misattributed to lots of people.

I’m having sulfur burps this morning from taking ozempic, which which woke me up vomiting into my CPAP mask, which forced the vomit in my mouth to violently spray out my nose. Somehow, you managed to make my day worse, lol.