Once you get good at cracking the banks, you basically have unlimited money. Then upgrade your gear like crazy.

For me, I never got the hang of the mainframes with multiple steps and routers and such. Still a fun game though.

How do you use it at work?

You get to write off your masterbation aid as a business expense. Is that not what everyone does?

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An uncommon HHGTG quote, but amazingly appropriate.

Yeah, but that’s less funny ;-)

The FOSS stuff can do the job. You just need to tweak these 10 config files because it doesn’t come with sensible defaults. Oh, and it’s built against a different version of those libraries. Better downgrade two and upgrade that third one. Actually, just fork and modify the source. Much easier. What were we trying to do again?

Obligatory: Fuck Adobe

Except all the hidden jokes were actually thinkers

Many of us are not a fan of his gimp suit

Also known as X-F-K-T, pronounced x-fucked

Oh man, I’m about to make apples taste 1000% better for you.

The mobile game is alright, but lots of money locked sections. And it’s not a one time purchase, it’s a subscription.

We just play the unlocked sections and blame unicorse when the others don’t work.

Check your local library system. One of mine has a 3d printer for use.

Much better to graft it into the side of a live animal. Harder to lose your phone if it’s stapled to a pig.

This guy subscribes to OnlyPaws

Oohhhh… I really hate this one. Thanks I think?