I’m sure there’s no actual juvenile humor in the armed forces.

Pong machine.

The actual truth is Star Fleet is all infiltrators, but no infiltrators know that, and they don’t want to blow their cover

ATi Rage 128 gang.

Canadian Bacon. Great movie.

Yeah, now they just use 50/50 Argon/CO2 and suffocate everything.

Because some people want to play with the stuff they have to support at work?

Because the RHEL ecosystem is enormous and heavily used in the enterprise?

Because some people get free licenses?

Because not everybody shares your priorities?

I worked on a team where everyone but one employee was making 100k+. He was the only one who worked his way up the ranks, and he was only making 49k. I pointed out to him that his job title didn’t match everyone else on the team, as titles matched pay bands. He got more than a 100% raise when he showed our manager.

They were out of chronotons.

The occupation put Bajor behind the fashion curve.

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Kim: Captain, if we use an inverse tachyon beam we can save Tuvix and get home.

Janeway: We used that last week. We need another solution.

Kim: But Captain…

Janeway: Shut up Harry.

Nothing.

If you’re not a programming superstar you can probably make more money writing nothing but Terraform code for hapless enterprises.