table stakes

Ok.

It’s a tumblr . . . contest? Theme? Something, meant to evoke the old Activision badges.

Very cool!

Hey it worked for that other fascist guy

Its good, I enjoyed it. But it wasn’t as good as their best. The writing was a little . . . expected. Great Simpsons and Futurama writing has that magic zowie bang to it, and there wasn’t as much in this one. It wasn’t bad though, I liked all the episodes.

“I’m issuing a Presidential Arooo” was up there, though.

Neat!

Cool

“Following the law is not optional, but Apple continues to defy that decision. Effective April 6th, the Commission can start noncompliance proceedings and impose daily fines. It’s time for decisive action to once and for all give consumers real choice,” Spotify Spokesperson Jeanne Moran told TechCrunch in a statement.

Came for the retro love, left remembering that Spotify exists and i hate it.

Bullseye!

It’d be swell if someone could go ahead and make an equal alternative to amazon. Y’know, doesn’t have to be perfect, just - y’know better people and such.

9. No AI art.

Now I remember why I never played Duke Nukem.

I’m still so mad about this fucking episode.

Goddammit

Lemmy get this right - you put Spock on Skipper and McCoy on the professor?!

Oh the huge manatee

Aw poor Goldman Sachs! Geez i really feel for them.

It’d be easy enough to add it to community information. Like, super easy.