On a serious note,

Slippery Stuff >> Astroglide

Yeah one with Spread to wipe dudes, one with Laser for materiel.

If you don’t like nerdy women what are you even doing on this planet?

One of my buddies showed up to a Cosmology class at a CSU and was like “holy cow where are all the cute girls in the rest of my physics classes?”

Turns out they thought it was Cosmetology and attendance dropped dramatically next session.

Agility is a separate event from the type specimen evaluation that feeds into Best in Show.