wish evil voyager had a spin off or something

Schrödinger’s Answer

keep the wibbly lever in sight at all times when Janeway is aboard. never know when you’ll have to fix another temporal paradox caused by her.

that’s your one free allotted smile for the night

me if there were Vulcan comedian shows irl

Captain’s Log. Stardate 23170.6
I have growing concerns about commander data’s new emotion chip, as he is struggling to understand the nuances and subjectivity of humour.

Yesterday morning, he placed a dangerously high concentration of laxatives in commander LaForge’s beverage and later, followed him into the latrine, just to deliver a punchline about Geordi not knowing whether to shit or go blind.

Doctor Crushers medical report stated that Geordi spent six hours on the toilet and was so dehydrated after, that he required an IV drip and an overnight stay in sickbay, where he continued to have explosive and uncontrollable diarrhea throughout the night.

Because data is the only crew member who could enter sickbay without violently vomiting, I ordered him to spend the day cleaning and sanitising the mess Geordi left behind.

In more ways than one, I guess you could say that he is in deep shit. Now that is funny.

Anyway. Commander LaForge is feeling marginally better today, but is still quite angry and had to be restrained by security after attempting to dispatch data from the ships airlock. I have put them on opposite shifts to avoid further contact.

data turns around
“captain, did I execute humour successfully?”

nog got martok 2309 bloodwine. he owed him anyway

if I got temporally displaced to a ship in the future I would be so devastated if I had to go back to my time. if it does happen to me I hope I’m not a pivotal part of history so I can stay without issue in the timeline Q_Q

everyone is high on ketracel white and I’m here like ketracel WHY?!

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I used Netflix to binge entire series every now and then (voyager/TNG/ds9, voyager especially c:) but since they raised prices I’ve been sailing the seas

been finding out every week that they own some random brand I’ve been using for a while >_>

agreed. sadly in my area it dominates the store shelves so I rarely find bearable coffee brands :/

as long as it’s not Nescafé Gold Blend. that stuff makes me want to vomit from a sip.

swap their coffee reserves for tri-cobalt devices

I wish we had a spin-off series of all the incorrectly reconstructed voyager tales from that future museum this would definitely be a scene LOL

since he didn’t just disappear, the “future” him has to have been from a different universe and is probably presumed dead in that one

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