tldr; it’s basically Apple Arcade for any kind of app. $10/month for ad-free, nag-less apps, and no in-app purchases. E course, the selection is limited.

Personally, I don’t see it working. I don’t need that many apps. I don’t spend anywhere close to $10 every month for apps. I actively avoid subscriptions and in-app purchases anyway.

How is this not satire? It’s that fucking stupid/scary.

I guess this is what happens when critically insecure nerds get a lot of money. They fantasize about a world where people fear them and the bullies do their bidding.