Romulan hair? What do you mean? Like “nappy”? That’s so racist!

Eh, if you have to ask at that point, then you’re definitely not invited.

No, you’re thinking of “fuck you, you can’t prove anything, and I’ll just keep it tied up in the courts until you lose everything you have” logic.

Is this one of them home ear remedies the fringe right keeps yelling about?

The good times- are they over?