The hilarious thing is, TOS already reconned it.

What’s more threatening? A phaser-sized starship or a starship-sized phaser?

If you can’t create artificial demand in a utopian society, what kind of Ferangi are you?

I hope Jefferies Tube Chakotay becomes a trend.

Nakatomi, when the FBI gunship fell.

Kaltoh is programmed to troll the player.

No one expects a statue in Dukat’a honor.

Watching McCoy have a conniption fit over 20th Century medicine was peak comedy for Star Trek.

It didn’t ever get that good again until they made a Seven Samurai episode using Ferangi.

May your portfolio flourish this commercial season.

I don’t remember this episode of The Animated Series.

“Bro, who’s your favorite Captain?”

Jackson: “Picard.”

O’Neill: “Kirk.”

Carter: “Janeway.”

“CHAKA!!”

Quality over quantity.

There you go. Everyone immediately thinks of Red from That 70s Show but this man knows how to act. And he proved it in Year of Hell. He presented a real sense of loss and grievance when talking about his lost family.

Obligatory chase between the A-Team and a pickup truck filled with militia through the Enterprise hallways

The fuck! This makes me sad.

Klingon Operatic Synthrock

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He doesn’t say it tasted or smelled fishy, just that it was the juice of fish… and he apparently hated it.

What are the odds it has a similar aroma to Terran coffee beans?

Quark: “Merry me! One and all!”

You know what? I am absolutely surprised they didn’t try to make a Ferangi take on A Christmas Carol at any point during DS9’s run. Shocked, even.

“You know what Cardassians have for breakfast? Fish juice. Hot fish juice. After six months, I was hoping for the Klingons to invade. At least they know how to make coffee.”

"Colonal Worf, reporting for duty.

I’m just going to say it right now, you should plead guilty and seek a settlement because I don’t think you’re going to win this."