Until all 3 of you die because you accidentally started an uncontrolled fire while you’re already in an emergency.
2 people and 2 space blankets have just as good odds as surviving the cold than 2 people and some candles. Without needing to worry about fire.
A candle is going to heat up the area around it and dissipate that heat. The blanket will simply keep that 350 btu that you produce every hour much closer to your body, and stop you from freezing to death.
Doesn’t matter. A candle puts out about 80 btu. 4 candles is about 320 btu.
For comparison, an average human puts out 350 btu by just existing.
So this will warm up a room about as much as having another person sit in there with you.
You also now have the added risk of having a bunch of open flames balanced on pots in your room.
Don’t do this, buy a space blanket for 5 dollars and keep it in in your nightstand if you’re that worried about freezing to death in your home.
Huh, going to the site directly is fine.
I can only assume my app isn’t handling the link well.
Gonna submit a big report to Memmy, because that was excruciating
I don’t why, but trying to load this low quality gif of a 15 year old mid budget sci-fi show has brought my phone to its fucking knees.
I can feel the heat from the cpu through the case, and the keyboard was lagging a good 10 characters behind while typing the first sentence of this reply.
What kind of gif is this?
Marilyn Monroe disagrees
Why would this need to be snuck passed the censors?
It’s funny, but it’s a fairly benign line.
The machine that tears your body apart on the subatomic scale, instantly transmits that information across space, and reassembles you piece by Quantum piece, does not make an oopsie-poopsie.
It makes a fucky-wucky
Since you seem to have issues understanding things like basics thermodynamics and physics, I’ll break it down in short sentences.
Candle make little heat that go away into air, take long time to raise temperature of room. Long time means candle likely left alone for long time.
Blanket keep your little heat close to body, keep you warmer than candle will.
Candle balanced on tower of pots and bricks. Candle not likely to fall, pots and bricks very likely to get bumped by idiot trying to use candle to heat entire room during emergency. Idiot might be asleep when they bump candle. Or idiot human might have idiot cat that want to play with shiny glowy candle. Now idiot die in fire cause big fire use all the air and make a lot of smoke.