There are GSM modems that can be used by the server to send an SMS. I nearly bought one when it was cheap, but noticed just in time that the GSM level of that device was 3, which is no longer available here. And it needs a valid Sim card to work.

Looks good. Does it do Easter calculation?

Probably. Even including the RAM on chip and the rest of the mainboard, too. Take a modern flash chip, and you can emulate a vintage sized HDD with it.

What is their intended market? I see no real use for such a box. Heck, even Linux will probably come to a crawl on that box. And you can probably build something ARM based for the same price with eight gigabytes of RAM and running circles around the 386.

Have fun with your half-brick or whatever you’ll get in the package.

That’s risky. Anyone who can access this can basically blow in some real voltage and power to burn the hardware.

Nearly everything. There are a few locks he can’t actually pick, and some others where he said he would use them himself, which I would take as a “basically unpickable for anyone else”.

I have no idea whether a smart lock ever entered this category.

Whatever lock you think of, check the lockpicking lawyer YT channel for it. If he has reviewed it, check how he rates it. In general, he opens those things in seconds.

“Princess Peach: Showtime!” - call me a dirty old mnd, but my first thought was “A Rule 34 game with Peach?”

“Paradeiser” ist Österreichisch.

You could easily hack up something in a few minutes based on an Arduino Nano.

The point is that about 90+% of people can’t use the numpad with their left hand.

And if you really, really want this feature, look for keyboards with detachable or separate numpads. Ages ago, I’ve seen such a thing where you had four modules that you could arrange in any order: Keypad, cursorpad, numpad, trackball. Today, you can easily get separate USB numpads.

Good that I didn’t buy, then.

In the production and service department, we’ve basically a whole wall of screws, nuts, bolts, washers, distance thingies, and other installation material like that. Big plus: I don’t have to maintain it, I can just take what I need.