Your widow will have all of her needs taken care of

It’s a song from the movie Top Gun

I want to hear Danger Zone, damn it!

Wow, these things die so fast. Good thing I bought a dozen of them.

Friendship is for chicks, I have rivals and subordinates

We mostly smell like hair styling products.

Microsoft may have gotten this one right. Cancel or Allow?

Picardovich?

Still unconfirmed. Spez is neither man nor beast.

So brave