Yeah, the responses were great and trying to be educational. I will be fair and say the OP isnt wrong that that style of writing is usually uninspired, if not outright boring to read. It’s hard for jouranlists to be factual, engaging and meet a deadline all at once. Those are all separate, hard skills. They ususally become formulaic to a fault. But that shouldn’t devalue the message and not only is OP missing the forest for the trees, they seems to be indignant about it.

Lol. Why would you want to learn about other people (gross) and how they ended up in their situation. Don’t paint me a picture with your fancy words that may provide a real world example of the problem and context the solution. Why would you do all that when the answer is clearly 42.

Or, hear me out, a bimonthly currated box of pills.

This looks cool. Witchy vibes are cool and all for tatoos and internet art, but it looks like this game might give some real substance substance to the aesthetic.