That is… Wow. Nicely done.

Heck, that actually sounds like a pretty fun after life, just on principle.

Though I’d prefer if you remained undeceased. Thanks!

Oh man, hope you feel better asap!

Pssssh, I bet these people don’t even realize that reversing the quantum polarity in the nacelles is absolutely a hard science solution to whatever problem the enterprise faces.

(Please don’t verbally hit me for that sentence.)

This is an amazing template.

I posted this a couple weeks ago but I think it’s a solid answer for someone looking to learn programming:

If you want a good understanding of the fundamentals etc, I cannot recommend CS50 enough. The original is more difficult and starts with basic stuff (you’ll be asking the computer for individual pieces of memory etc)

https://cs50.harvard.edu/x/2023/

There’s also a python focused version, which is much easier. But this will make learning other languages in the future a bit more tricky. So, depends what you’d prefer.

https://cs50.harvard.edu/python/2022/

Both are taught by David Malan, a Harvard professor who is easily one of the best lecturers I’ve seen.

Good luck!

Edit: Should’ve mentioned, they are all free or you can pay for a cert with edx.

Very fair. I’m Canadian and was torn between the two. I think you can make a case for either as America feels like hyper capitalism. But, the whole “guns EVERYWHERE” thing pushed me to Klingon.

Ahahaha, that was just wonderful. You are awesome.

“We choose to use the Bat’leth in this war and others not because they are easy but because they are hard!” JFKlingon.

This is horrifying and beautiful.

It’s one hell of a diet.

Right? I’m now wondering how many of those weird alien foreheads are actually just bad transporting by the Chief.

For the non Canadians here… At some point in your life, get real Quebecois maple syrup. The old school in the tin can. It will change your life. But, fair warning, for evermore, whenever you go to a breakfast place with shite maple syrup you will be sad/angry/missing that tin of deliciousness.

I think the answer is that the community is awesome. So many people want to contribute so when there’s a joke template that people can run with, it takes off.

In this case, everyone gets the basic idea (drugs are bad mmmmkay) and can find all sorts of fun examples. (Personally, I know Star Trek half as well as most folks here but even I could come up with something kinda worth a small nose exhale.) So, off to the K White we went!

Ahaha, apologies! My goodness. Well, thank you for it!

Honestly, that’s my bad, I should’ve credited flying squid who not only made the original but kindly shared the Ketracel logo.

FUCK. How did I miss that joke?!

Too busy sharing absolutely every other star trek joke with us.

Hey, I speak a little Bajoran. You’re an assbite, pardon my Bajoran.

Clearly I’m due for a rewatch, I’m completely blanking on this moment!

I hadn’t seen this magnificent dance sequence, thank you!