You want to put an upside down pineapple image on your stateroom door.

If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader.

Where is the pricing?

Who would win in a fight: Pikes hair or magnum p.i.s mustache?

I haven’t used windoze since the 1990s

This year so far I’ve deleted Reddit, twitter and now google.

Do you / can you work from home? If so, outsource to India for 1/10 the costs, stay home and chill, keep the difference.

Whoa, I was gonna also mention “balance of terror”, but I thought that’d be too geeky.

Install vinegar, found in the app store, watch ad free YouTube though your phones safari browser.