“Dammit Jean-Luc, I’m a doctor, not a doppelganger!”

I wish I had a trust fund.

Don’t, he’s much more stupid. Davis, that is.

Apple almost never lowers prices, they give the illusion of giving you more the next refresh round.

“See, you peasants don’t understand the concept of ‘cachet.’ If we don’t charge what we charge, people of means and social station will assume it’s cheap, and inferior. So, get another job, trash, and better yourselves. Or in your vulgar ghetto goobledygook, ‘Bootstraps, motherfuckers.’”