I just went and tried USB A-C with 4 different portable chargers I have and all of them worked just fine.

Activation lock on newer Apple devices is pretty bulletproof. Unless you’re stealing it for parts, it’s not gonna be worth your time and since the repairability is pretty low, I don’t see theft as being a huge problem for the Apple Watch.

Personally I would be more worried about it falling off with magnets. I was in a river this weekend and wasn’t worried at all, but if all I had was magnets holding it on, I would definitely think twice about going in with that setup.

I mean, technically, the Neo Geo Pocket was the Neo Geo of handhelds.