I haven’t seen that episode, but now forever in my mind Evil Kirk is redeemed by the unstoppable power of doggy love. “I hate everything! Except maybe this dog. Actually, this dog rocks…do I really hate everything?”

Probably the same reason that they make vampires sexy - the allure of the forbidden. Mr. Evil Kirk is the poisoned fruit.

Reminds me of Brian Shaw (4x World’s Strongest Man) on stage at the Olympia. Keep in mind those guys next to him are winners of the world’s most prestigious bodybuilding award:

When your party can’t decide who gets to be Shepard: