“We’re all in grave danger! What? Well no, we can’t give specifics unless we risk not getting paid. Signed, Anonymous”

I mean, I wasn’t exactly expecting the Einstein-Szilard letter 2.0 when I clicked that link, but this is pathetic.

lmao, Zoom is cooked. Their CEO has no idea how LLMs work or why they aren’t fit for purpose, but he’s 100% certain someone else will somehow solve this problem:

So is the AI model hallucination problem down there in the stack, or are you investing in making sure that the rate of hallucinations goes down?

I think solving the AI hallucination problem — I think that’ll be fixed.

But I guess my question is by who? Is it by you, or is it somewhere down the stack?

It’s someone down the stack.

Okay.

I think either from the chip level or from the LLM itself.

OpenAI: “Our AI is so powerful it’s an existential threat to humanity if we don’t solve the alignment issue!”

Also OpenAI: “We can devote maybe 20% of our resources to solving this, tops. We need the rest for parlor tricks and cluttering search results.”

B.S., a former partner at Andreesen-Horowitz

Lmao, of course.

and former chief technology officer of Coinbase

I.e., the company that survived by shedding a ton of employees, like 40% of headcount or something. I do not see this tactic working well when they’re trying to win friends and influence cops by hiring their failsons into sinecure positions.

What makes all this funnier is that it’s trying to thread the needle of embracing fascism while simultaneously seething with contempt for 99.999% of the people in the movement.

“If you think about the major journeys within a restaurant that can be AI-powered, we believe it’s endless.”

My dude, you work for Yum Brands, not Starfleet Command. Nobody taking a “major journey” inside a Pizza Hut needed AI help to get there. (Though they could probably use a cup of water, and maybe an Uber home.)

Nice, I wonder if this thing can help fill out my restaurant/tissue bank paperwork now.

No GPs, no imaging or pathology supply chains, no surgeons, no mistakes, no delays

Now I’m imagining this guy trying to plug an ethernet cable into an MRI’s helium line.