Ertebolle

And this was only like the 3rd worst thing to happen to O’Brien that day

And because they’re 3D printed you can make as many as you want, so you have many ducks to give

My headcanon is that in public / guest quarters the toilet stalls contain miniature holodeck emitters so that they can instantly change to accommodate the customs / biology of any species. Even assuming that, say, Klingons excrete waste from the same places that humans do, they might prefer to do so while dangling from a bar in the ceiling or something else torturous like that, and find the use of a regular sitting toilet unclean or dishonorable.

The pushy evangelical church down the street has the Bajoran flag

I don’t want to pay once and own it forever, I want to pay once and then in a few years when it’s gotten buggy or incompatible or whatever I pay you some more money for an upgrade. If I use it a lot maybe I pay you more often, if I use it rarely maybe I pay less often, if I’ve got a lot of bills this month maybe I put it off a few months.

That’s really it - I’ll happily give you more money occasionally if I keep using it, but the burden of stretching that revenue so that you can make your payroll every 2 weeks ought to fall on you, not on me, and if you sit on your ass and barely make any changes for a year I shouldn’t be stuck paying you the same monthly fee while you do that.

Psu Psu Psudsudo

What is root if not supervisor persevering?

Scott Bakula’s there too, he’s just occupying Shatner’s body so you can’t see him.

The fun thing there is that they seem to have then turned around and deified a bunch of mytho-historical figures like Kahless, much as how on Earth (and in many other SF universes) any time you kill off one set of gods you end up with the new gods or the One True God or whatever. (and they tend to be much more bland / un-fun than the previous ones, e.g. the intentionally dull Faith of the Seven in “Game of Thrones”)

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Many if not most Star Trek memes could benefit from a Superfluous Picard

Dax was 6 feet tall?

“I want to help you, George Washington? Even your dreams are square.”

He was also a badass pilot:

Although he was never actually a member of the Royal Canadian Air Force, Doohan was once labelled the “craziest pilot in the Canadian Air Force”. In the late spring of 1945, on Salisbury Plain north of RAF Andover, he slalomed a plane between telegraph poles “to prove it could be done”, earning himself a serious reprimand. (Various accounts cite the plane as a Hurricane or a jet trainer; however, it was an Auster Mark IV.)

Just rent a car from Enterprise, much less of a sacrifice than buying a fucking Nissan pickup

civilized age

This is dangerously close to a Star Wars quote

And her two serious lovers were a Klingon and a human-shaped bear, so it’s not like her tastes are particularly vanilla even under normal circumstances

Troi literally had a baby with a non-corporeal alien entity, she’s hardly one to get weirded out by that.

Good. Not only for longevity reasons but also because for video game consoles specifically it’s an enormous PITA to have a cable strapped to it for an external charger or battery pack.

My biggest problem with it has been that it doesn’t necessarily understand that some things are impossible - for example, variable-length lookbehinds.