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Shaka when the walls fell. O’Brien bored in the transport room, his poop beamed out.

I will upvote this, so that others may share in the misery of also having read this with their own two eyes.

It is very consistent and nicely done. The style is quite comic, so now I’m also picturing an alternate deadpan version with accurate physics simulation where the combadge just clunks to the floor.

If you think of what Data says as the output from an LLM, this tracks. It’s even funnier if you accept that everyone knows and understands that data hallucinates his knowledge sometimes, but he still proves to generally be a good officer.

I’m sure this has other lore implications that invalidate it.

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic, but in case you aren’t: Quark’s expression is similar in appearance to that of a dog trying to hide something it’s holding in its mouth while looking guilty.

What do you mean, you don’t like Starshippy McStarshipface?