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Cake day: September 23rd, 2023

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  • This depends, we have to apply logic, like the Vulcans do.

    If it’s the nasty in your pasty then you’re not a virgin and negates the whole situation. Therefore, by proof of contradiction, the “past” you is actually another separate entity from another timeline, and you’ve achieved sex.

    If it’s a future you then it doesn’t count, as you can’t prove it wasn’t merely temporal masterbation.

    Even the Vulcan science directorate cannot refuse this.