This is a very interesting write up, thanks.

Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof.

OP is probably German.

Actually closer to the real Dutch pronunciation.

The what?

You forgot pope Karen, my child.

ZigBee devices are probably the obvious choice. You’ll need a ZigBee dongle which acts as a controller, then HA can talk to all the devices.

Who wouldn’t want to room with Tilly though?

You mean other than the whole of DS9?

I think in DS9 they sometimes put the leftovers back into the replicator for de-replication but they’re Cardassian so they might work differently.

Unexpected Red Dwarf?

Is this something I’m too European to understand?

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