I went to my Dad and told him I’m stuck in a non-linear perception of time.

And he said “Hi stuck in a non-linear perception of time, I’m Dad.”

Spock and Chewbacca is an interaction I never knew I wanted. Or Data

It’s interesting that people try to explain this away with all kinds of retroactive in-universe technobabble. I mean, I enjoy Star Wars just as much as the next guy but it’s abundantly clear that SW wasn’t meant to be investigated at this level. It’s space mythology, not hard science fiction. And that’s fine! We can have fun asking things like “Why is the Outer Rim considered a backwater if it only takes a few hours to get from galactic center to the rim?” and we don’t really have to stress about answers to those things as fans. Edit: Or we can if that’s what fans enjoy doing, but it just isn’t my thing and I think that’s ok too

Who would win, a B-17 Flying Fortress with no bombs, or the USS Missouri?

Edit: Also the Missouri can fly too, but it’s a little less maneuverable, usually

The Millennium Falcon would destroy the Enterprise somehow. Then Kirk and crew would be stranded on a planet until they find a way to get aboard and commandeer the Falcon. Ultimately they would use it to go back in time and save the whales or something

No no, I think he said “it’s my-SSN-is-58385747 biased, friend who lives at 2747 Maple Street”

Read, how the shit am I supposed to fuck that?