Nice another farming simulator

For his finisher he gets too drunk at a bar and punches a local.

Thousand-Year Snore

Showing off a cool E-reader

Picks a story about a character trying to create paper for physical books.

Well played.

Better than Macro-managers always blocking the door and towering over my cubicle.

I bet when the execs zip up their pants it makes the Joycon click sound

It’s a shell of a shell. They fired all the creative talent to cut down on costs.

Nice FunkoPops

Stealing the top comment on how this is just Balan Wonderworld if it was made by competent people.

Mario is going to be on a pile of coins worth $2.4 million dollars

This feels like a meme from 2050

More like Lame mode

The SV06 isn’t trigger operated I recommend using a PC for configuration.

Love him or hate him at the end of the day his name is Jay Leno

The Cogconnect review quote sounds like they are explaining mechanics more then complementing the game.

The enshitification of enshitification

Once I get the conversion cable I can’t wait to use it!

I also heard he named it Lemmy because whenever he saw a litter of kittens he’d strap on his steel-toed boots and go, “Lemmy at them”.

They touched the wonder flower and gained secrets beyond our comprehension.

Same as a kid I somehow broke the spring for the power button. I swear I had to get it repaired 3 times for other random quirks.