BeanVolcano

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[An AI generated image of an elderly man with a neatly trimmed white beard smiling broadly amid several collections of large floating pale brown beans. The man’s eyes are spaced together just slightly too close together, and his squinting eye sockets are a deep and empty black, giving an uncanny appearance to his expression. His raised cheekbones devolve into more large beans the size of each cheekbone, appearing to be moments away from floating off of his face. He is wearing a bright yellow dress shirt with a red cardigan, and there is a large red jar floating in midair on the left side of the image, partly out of frame. The white writing on the jar’s yellow label is a series of large jibberish scribbles rather than words. The background of the image is a deep blue transitioning to a lighter blue closer to the horizon line, similar to an evening sky, with a faint streak of purple that vaguely resembles a pattern similar to the northern lights. The man is standing in front of a pile of what appears to be more large beans, which stops at about the height of his shoulders]

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I swear to God…

Edit: it is done. I loathe and despise you, and from the depths of my very soul, fuck you

Put that shit back where it came from before I have to transcribe it dear christ

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[An image depicting one thousand and twenty-four light blue 13.7 ounce cans of ‘Heinz Beanz’ brand baked beans in tomato sauce arranged in a thirty-two by thirty-two rectangle on a white background. The image quality makes the words on the can impossible to make out and very blurry.]

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[An image depicting five hundred and twelve light blue 13.7 ounce cans of ‘Heinz Beanz’ brand baked beans in tomato sauce arranged in a thirty-two by sixteen rectangle on a white background. The image quality makes the words on the can impossible to make out and very blurry.]

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Image Transcription:

[An image depicting a light blue 13.7 ounce can of ‘Heinz Beanz’ brand baked beans in tomato sauce on a white background.]

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Image Transcription: Image with Text:

[The mascot icon for the app ‘Apollo for Reddit’, a small cartoon-style astronaut’s head, is shown smiling in from of a pink heart, with two smaller hearts floating above it. There is a white volume icon in the upper right corner and white text below the icon. The image has a black background.]

Thank You

Apollo shut down on June 30th due to reddit making drastic and sudden increases to API pricing for developers.

It was an absolute honour to build Apollo for you all over the last 9 years, I loved every minute of it.

If you’d like to continue to support me, there’s some options below!

- Christian (u/iamthatis)

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